If you go up to Zachary Quinto and ask him for an autograph, thinking he’s The Bear Jew, The Bear Jew will appear and beat him to death with his bat.
Because no one, I repeat, NO ONE ELSE can be The Bear Jew.
via krakus
Zachary Quinto can't wear tighty-whities because they spontaniously combust from being so close to his Bulge.
Thanks, Mindgames!
See Zachary is like a flower you smell him… you touch him gently and you thank god that he created something so beautiful
[From NOT ANOTHER TEEN MOVIE] Thanks, Jennifer!
In the twelfth edition of the Webster Collegiate Dictionary, the word "sexy" is defined as "Zachary Quinto."
Thanks, Hayley!
Zachary Quinto does not wear a condom because there is no protection from Zachary Quinto.
Thanks, Elizabeth!
It is better to have loved one Zachary Quinto and lost all interest in other men than never to have loved Zachary Quinto at all.
Thanks, Elizabeth!
We want your favorite Zach Facts!
I’ve decided to go ahead and make an attempt at making some Zach Facts merch, so I want to know your top 5 favorite facts that you’d like to see on ZF products.
Submit your top 5 here so that I can get started on this project!
Also, while you’re at it, submit some of your own facts, too!
sisterspock:flugelhorn:thatnewcarsmell:tolosemylife:carrycells:fyspock:sisterspock:attackedastoria
I’m sorry I haven’t been getting to the ZFs guys!
I’ve been sick.
I checked the email last night and there were no submissions.
SERIOUSLY, send in your submissions!
