Facts about Zachary Quinto.

FACT: Oscar Wilde could see the future. That's why he spent his life writing; to try to please Zachary Quinto.

Thanks, Ciera!

If you go up to Eli Roth and ask him for an autograph, thinking he is Sylar, then Sylar will appear and kill him.

Thanks, Erin!

Zachary Quinto's fashion choice is so awesome that the Heroes wardrobe department has decided to raid it.

Thanks, Syzzlyn.tumblr.com!

Zachary Quinto should be the next spoke person for Estée Lauder White Linen cause he looks good in them (especially when wet).

Thanks, Mriel.tumblr.com!

bearjewfacts:

If you go up to Zachary Quinto and ask him for an autograph, thinking he’s The Bear Jew, The Bear Jew will appear and beat him to death with his bat.

Because no one, I repeat, NO ONE ELSE can be The Bear Jew.

via krakus

Zachary Quinto can't wear tighty-whities because they spontaniously combust from being so close to his Bulge.

Thanks, Mindgames!

See Zachary is like a flower you smell him… you touch him gently and you thank god that he created something so beautiful

[From NOT ANOTHER TEEN MOVIE] Thanks, Jennifer!

In the twelfth edition of the Webster Collegiate Dictionary, the word "sexy" is defined as "Zachary Quinto."

Thanks, Hayley!

Zachary Quinto does not wear a condom because there is no protection from Zachary Quinto.

Thanks, Elizabeth!

Zachary Quinto laughs in the face of death.

Thanks, Elizabeth!